Packing Prowess

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher Now, I am all up for a good trip – a grand adventure, if you will.  But there’s one thing that I dread more than drinking cheap wine, which I absolutely loathe.  And that thing is the “packing” of it all. I’m not a great “packer.”  I don’t like to...

The Time Turmoil

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher Time is a slippery slope, and most times I feel like I’m navigating the treacherous terrain of time in 6” stilettos with both hands full on the edge of a cliff. I can’t pinpoint the exact moment when time became so fleeting, but as I look at my calendar today, I...

Alias Assumptions

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher A few months ago, Mr. Kaminski, Kolton and I were eating dinner.  You know we weren’t dining at Casa Kaminski as that would require me to actually cook a meal.  We were at one of our favorite restaurants when a waiter walked by and exclaimed, “Tom!”  He commenced...

Babysitting Blues

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher After spending a mere half a day helping babysit a precious ten-month-old baby girl, I have a clear and comprehensive understanding of why God made it so that at a certain age, women can no longer reproduce.  Energy, porch sitters, it’s all about energy. I’m not sure...

School Daze

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher Back to school has had an entirely new meaning in the Kaminski household for the past few years.  With our babies grown and flown – and even finished with college – this time of year is just not how it used to be.  It’s changed – and not for the better. Back to...

Taking You to School: Fort Bend Food Insecurity

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher I am culinarily challenged.  That’s the reality of the situation, and I have no desire whatsoever to overcome my limitations in the kitchen.  Cooking doesn’t interest me.  In fact, I find it mind-numbingly boring.  And the clean-up from the chaos is just...

Common Courtesy

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher I fully recognize that I am not the brightest bulb on the shelf, but I’ve got say, when it comes to common courtesy, I am completely perplexed. Case and point:  When did it become acceptable to thank someone, and their response be, “No problem.”  What?  I said,...

The Doorbell Dilemma

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher Sometimes in my infinite wisdom I make choices that absolutely backfire on me.  Case and point:  the doorbell dilemma – a situation that literally occurred on my porch. You see, we do not have a doorbell installed at our front door.  Now I didn’t think too much...

The “S” Word

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher Every once in a while, I am brutally reminded that I was raised as an only child.  It often rears its ugly head when a certain word comes up.  This word is much like a foreign language to me, although when I had two children, I was forced to become familiar with it. In...

Blasting Beryl

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher I hope this message finds all of our Fort Bend friends and porch sitters well. Moreover, I’m praying that we all still have porches to sit on! Now the real work begins.  The County has shared this guide for cleaning up storm debris, which has become Fort...

Happy Birthday America!

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher Now I am all in for a good summer holiday, especially one that involves fireworks and parties, but I must confess I have questions about the 4th of July. I understand the concept of the holiday – it commemorates the Declaration of Independence ratified by the Second...

Striking Explanations

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher Sometimes I have to explain things to Mr. Kaminski – in great detail.  More often than not, it is to achieve compliance in a particular situation, but sometimes it’s simply for perspective. Take the other day for example.  I’ve been battling the bulge since I had...

Bargain Procurement

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher I have acquired a particular pastime, and yes, I am acutely aware that that it may be deemed controversial by some.  Personally, I find it harmless entertainment, but I do understand that other’s opinions may differ. Now of course I engaged Lisa Ann to actually act...

Taking to Your Bed

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher Growing up with Mother, Mawmaw, aunts, cousins and the vast assortment of female friends and relations, porch talk often centered around the community, individual members of the community to be more precise.  I can recall many a time when my female matriarchs would talk...

The “C” Word Adventure

By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher Mr. Kaminski is all in for new adventures these days.  Strange, out of the box, different adventures – not things we would normally do, or for me, care to do – ever.  I sincerely have no idea what has transpired to create this new mindset, but clearly it merits...